I'm back....no, no, no, please hold your applause,

   Well I figured that since Kala is hollain' at me then I better update so here it is. I'm gonna go freestyle on this.....

Just last month I turned 18 and now I'm puttin together a Gus Macker team,  I jus participated in a mock car crash and today I saw a girl with sideburns and a mustache,  I got my cap and gown the other day and graduation is in June but right now it's May, I don't have a job and I don't have a car and my mom's boyfriend is a big fat tub of lard, I wanna move out but the only vehicle I have is a mountain bike and I wanna smack a hoe (no names) let's jus say she's an ugly dyke,  My brother's butt crack is currently hangin out and I'm a little tea pot short and stout, I guess that's about all I have to say but I'll fill ya in again someday. Peace.   WOW..I am so white...LMBO. Don't hate me cuz u ate me.(I mean aint..honestly it's not mine)    Tick

Good'day maties,

  Just updating.  I started school the other day and I am pretty happy with all of my classes with the exception of two.  I don't speak Spanish so I need to drop Spanish II and I don't like math so I need to drop Data Analysis.  Who needs'em! Also my brother is gonna have to be homeschooled because Philo is gay and doesn't have a handicapped class, so my mom pulled him out of therr.

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  We interrupt this entry to bring you an important news bulletin.     I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geiko.

GOTCHA!!!!!!!!!!

Well that be it for me............That's frickin hilarious. LOL

Down with the brizzown,  Tiff

Howdy Padnas,

  Nothin' much happenin my way.  I did stay the weekend with Amber last weekend and it was a blast. Also I finally found a Paula Poundstone thing to put on here as my background music.  That's awesome. I can't wait for August 30th cuz that's when the 1st season of Roseanne comes out on DVD and u best believe I'm gonna buy it. Well that's all for me. I'm Tiff Ross and thanks for stopping by San Diego.lol  P.S. Amber it's in the contract!  haha

Hey you guys,

  Drama down in Roseville between Laken and her ex-Best Friend.  Now there is a big feud between people down here in BFE. 

I Got into a retarded little argument w/my mom the other day because she doesn't like the fact that I am hilarious.  Oh yeah and the other day we entered Doody in a baby beauty pageant but she lost to some little girl that wasn't even cute.  How many judges did that 3 yr old whore have to sleep with to win is my question because Emmy was way cuter than her.  LOL  Well that's all for me.

P.S. Amber I'm mad at u.

Quote:  "Throw champagne on me once, shame on you. Throw champagne on me twice, shame on me."   Christopher Walkin.

Keepin it real homies,  Tiff

Hey y'all,

  I was watching Moulin Rouge the other day and I saw something on there that was so hilarious that I had to watch it again.  Although it's more of a musical/drama there are a lot of funny parts.  (This is for Amber)  Mem..member that one time when we were in the movie theaters and we watched Moulin Rouge and us and that old lady were the only ones in there and we were being OBNOXIOUS to try and make her leave.   That...that was awesome.  Well that's all that's been up with me besides the fact that I didn't get to watch SNL two weeks in a row.  I tell u what, this is bullshit.

More frustrated than a pervert with palsy trying to draw a vagina on a etch-a-sketch,

Tiff